Thursday, November 03, 2005

John Saves Halloween! (Not Really)

Subject: Halloween
Dear Neil,

You wrote:

Halloween. The thrill of simply walking up to a door, yelling "trick-or-treat," and seeing someone give you something for nothing. Something good. Something special.

It was a tough day to take off, what with all that was going on in the news.

But looking at their cowboy-hatted heads — yes, theirs fit — somehow this day, it mattered more than any of that news.

As a father and former boy myself, I too recall the joys and excitement of this holiday.

Therefore, I am asking you, a Fox News personality, to talk to John Gibson about expanding his Christmas crusade to all endangered holidays. This article from the Christian Science Monitor explains how much danger Halloween is actually in.

So far, Mr. Gibson has ignored my pleas.

A traditional American Holiday is to be protected, regardless of whether it is the ACLU or the Christian Coalition that is doing the damage. Right?


A concerned citizen in Seattle, Washington


At 8:09 PM, Blogger Michael said...

w00t! you are on a crusade to save Halloween, and for that you deserve to be commended!

At 9:04 PM, Blogger City Troll said...

Its a shame that the son you love so much may some day die at the hands of the terrorists that you refuse to fight. As they come her and start killing his friends you can reassure him that Daddy believes its ok. Its the fault of republicans son. But daddy their killing my friends to and were democrats They don't know any better son if we only talk to them and tell them we mean them no harm it will be ok but daddy they say since mommy doesn't wear a burka and I don't pray to Allah we must die No son thats not true its george bush that wants to kill us not the nice man who just blew up yelling allah ahkbar.... Your an ASS

At 9:49 PM, Blogger Seattle Slough said...

Nice straw man City Troll.

That is some impressive debating skills you got there, what with creating ridiculous argument to counter. Nice work.

What a pathetic piece of shit you are.

Seriously. If there were ever a piece of human feces that could engender pangs of pity in someone, that would be an accurate metaphor for you.

Here's a quick primer in debate. Normally, one explains their position, then the other person says their position and then the process repeats. This is an actual debate - rather then you telling me what I think and then you telling me how wrong I am for thinking that. That is how idiots debate.

Hell, the comment you answered had absolutely nothing to do with terrorism, terrorists, or terror.

Try again.

At 10:20 PM, Anonymous shingles said...

City Troll's right!

About what, I'm not sure.
Its good to know that such valiant defenders of the realm have such cartoon views of reality.

For City Troll, the terrorists are Orcs.

Though after looking at his picture and reading his spewy rantings, you gotta wonder...


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